Thursday, March 21, 2019

Recumbent Tricycles For The Adults

By Frances Parker


While they are not exactly all that common, they also are not that rare. They are probably already everywhere and you can purchase one of them through inline means if you are so desperate o buy one. And buy one if you must because they are awesome to have. If you are the type to want to triking and laying down al the while. Go ahead and buy one of those Recumbent Trikes.

Did you know that you could not pedal to the medal while lying down? Is that not the greatest thing to have ever graced the lazy ears of us lazy people? What next? Are they going to invent the car that drives open its own without us having to drive it ourselves?

They are probably for the older generation who are told to keep biking for their health and stamina but since their backs cannot hold out for them anymore, we have these ones that could still help. While triking and laying down sounds like a really good idea that would have us lazy folks a little more than just interested, it kind of seems a bit dangerous.

And then we could even try to race each other on those ridiculous yet awesome trikes and just generally make the most of it. Because by God those things look fun to mess around with. We wonder if you could drive those things around with someone sitting on top of you.

We sure it might be possible since it will be just the legs that will be doing all the hard work for us. Could you imagine all of the dumb adults who got drunk and would play around with this? How much do you want to bet that they will probably end up in a ditch by the time the night ends?

Well, it must be if it was all of us who became slobs, to begin with. At least by then, no one would make fun of the other people who are fat if everyone single one of us is also very much fat. That is essentially going to happen to us if we continue at this rate.

Maybe even record it and post it on a social media platform just to show to the world how much fun total idiots can have in one single night. With the use of alcohol and this weird looking trike. Other dumber people have done worse than this and at least you are not likely to die with this one.

Maybe. Probably. Hopefully, at least. Well, it is not exactly a car that can kill people upon impact, right? It just is a tricycle that you could probably lift by yourself if you really try. And if it was something that light then surely it would not kill you if it hits you scare in the nuts. Right?

Ranting about things you probably will not do anything about. Whining about all the wrong things in the world for the sake of just whining about it. Why do you not just do something about that instead, huh?




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